Ol' McDonald is a criminal!!!!

For having a farm...for having cows, sheep, dogs, ducks...here and there ...everywhere! He is a shame to the human race for having...sheltered, fostered and fed the evil masses of protoplasm, ie, barn animals! Why, you ask...ok, well, "hold your breath"...bovine burps and sheep farts are one of the causes for having caused global warming....now, how can one tolerate such crooked and vile actions that have reached such (g)astronomical porportions..that have made man stick closer to his A/C brethren....tsk, tsk, tsk.....and I thought these were dumb, tolerant, humble, selfless works of God....Oh, brother..why has the human race been surrounded by such packs of cunniving, yet foolish inhalers of corpuscles....why?....why has man fallen prey to the evil doings of such creatures?
There have been an array of articles related to bovine burps being a 4% contributor to the global warming issue surrounding us
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1590/is_8_58/ai_82554146
http://environment.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,,2040615,00.html
...sigh...and man now wants to put an end to such "gas"...so, what is his solution? Well, invent a pill to feed the cows and sheep to prevent them from burping and farting CH4 ...as simple as that...spend millions of dollars in research trying to find that one brilliant concotion of a tablet and feed it to the unsuspecting creatures, and pray for a miracle...obviously...the 96% left-over causes for global warming of course is man. But pray....why do you say that? Dont you see, that man is the innocent victim?..He infact has to rush to the sanctity of A/C rooms/cars because of the cattle that triggered global warming in the first place....bad smell of farts and sheep sweat forced him to rush to the sanctity of A/C rooms..these animals are so well-fed and slow that.. sigh...we had to...simply had to work ourselves into the industrial revolution....these barn yard animals simply had no sense of music that their mooing and quacking simply forced us to invent plastic/lead tapes that rose to catastrophic proportions of metal wastage and pollution....
So..what is next guys? After stopping these innocent bystanders from burping and thanking their masters for the well-fed meals..(only to succumb to their masters' insatiable hunger for their meat and hide)....what is next?
Hey..I have another angle..is anyone listening? See, the problem with Bangalore is horrendous pot holes...I think I have guessed a relationship between tar-heat-dogs..."pet peeves" maybe...we take our beloved pets for a walk on the streets..let them showcase their enviable bowel activities for the world to see..right on the tarred roads..the heat of their droppings might simply cause the tar to melt..hence increasing the temp around the ground..causing a sudden rise in temp after 7AM in the morning..this is not the end of it all, what about re-tarring those roads??? We will need to spend more on coal, gas..and other exothermic components that unfortunately does not leave me with a "warm feeling"....
But seriously...it isnt the first time that man has pointed the finger to all other creatures except himself [I even came across an article that said it was an alien attempt to ruin our civilization..trust me, with the way we are progressing, we really dont need external help! We are well ahead of schedule..and right on track!!!]...elephants causing deforestation in Kenya...panthers and cheetahs taking away the food for the tribals in the South American jungles...penguins causing a drop i nthe fishing profits in the poles....OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!! Are we going to keep inventing miracle pills...and other ridiculous concoctions..but never sit down and ponder over what EXACTLy is the cause for all this....we sound ridiculous when we come out with such research work that poor animals burping or farting making us feel the heat under our collars...come on....So, Mr.McDonals, when are yuo going to wake up and smell the coffee....oh, I am sorry..or is the happy cow preventing you from doing that!!!!!!!!!